What keeps the police busy in Tallmadge, OH

Posted on Thursday 26 January 2012 at 9:09 pm in category: Police Reports
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Up until now, I've only been posting reports from the police in Hudson. Some of you might think that nothing ever happens outside of Hudson, but this is far from the horrible truth.

Take for example Tallmadge, a town not too far from Hudson. The most odd things happen here. Please read the little clipping out of the Tallmadge Express of January 22, 2012 below, first:

Tallmadge Express, January 22, 2012

After I read this about 20 times, I am still stuck with lots of questions. My first one was of course 'what in the hell is a Transcutaneous Electro-Nerve Stimulator?'. Turns out it's one of those little torture devices, of which the benefit has never been really clinically proven.

Another question is: 'Why would anyone want to steal it?' Can you sell it? A quick search on EBay for  Transcutaneous Electro-Nerve Stimulator didn't show any results, so there is not a big market for them, or so it seems. On the local Craigslist however, this showed up, which may or may not be the actual unit that was stolen.

Now back to the article in the newspaper. If you read it again, you might actually see that the victim of this heinous crime reported that the device was stolen "between Sept. 29 and Dec. 21" . That means you need to come up with one heck of an alibi if the thing is found in your possesion.

"Excuse me sir, where were you between Thursday September 29 and Wednesday December 21, 2011?"

And last, but not least I am thinking: How long did it take the poor police officer on duty before he had that thing spelled right in the police report?

PS. I've searched and searched, but could not find any TENS units with a value of $500. It might all be an insurance scam.

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What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 8

Posted on Monday 16 January 2012 at 11:04 am in category: Police Reports
In the past week 11 people read this, in the past month 60 people read this.

The people in Hudson are getting more unruly by the week now.

In the incident described below, not only do the police arrest two 9-year old boys that have figured out how to use Google, but also uncover this new gadget that no one has ever heard of before. An iPad Touch. Must be some fancy combination of an iPad and an iPod Touch.

Hudson Hub Times, January 15th 2012

And now apparently there are people dancing in the street! Surprisingly, the man was just returned to his home, wihtout waterboarding.

Hudson Hub Times, January 15th 2012

What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 8


What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 7

Posted on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 11:11 am in category: Police Reports
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I haven't posted anything in this category for a while, but I did not watn to let this one go unnoticed. From the Hudson Hub Times of January 8th, 2012:

Hudson Hub Times, January 8th, 2012

What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 7


What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio, Part 6

Posted on Sunday 16 October 2011 at 8:48 pm in category: Police Reports
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The police reports have been a lot less hliarious in the last couple of weeks, but in today's Hudson Hub Times I found this one:

Kung Fu Moves

Now what does that mean, 'could use better judgement'?

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What keeps the court busy in Cuyahoga County

Posted on Monday 26 September 2011 at 12:39 pm in category: Police Reports
In the past week 8 people read this, in the past month 40 people read this.

I've been making a little fun of the Hudson police recently, because it seems that they keep themselves busy with pretty stupid things, if you read the police report in the Hudson Hub on Sundays. To be honest, I am sure they have a lot of other things going on too, and do a lot of good work - but that wouldn't be as funny of course.

If you want to be really horrified by what people do to other people, you should read the 'Court Watch' section in Cleveland's Plain Dealer on any given Sunday. Let's look at a small selection...

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What keeps the court busy in Cuyahoga County


What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio, Part 5

Posted on Sunday 18 September 2011 at 11:40 pm in category: Police Reports
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just when I thought the police reports in the Hudson Hub were losing some of their luster, this gem showed up in the September 18th edition:

From the Hudson Hub, Sept. 18th 2011

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What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio, Part 4

Posted on Saturday 10 September 2011 at 1:53 pm in category: Police Reports
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From the Hudson Hub, September 11th, 2011:

Sick raccoon

Hudson police doesn't waste any time messing with sick raccoons. Snare it & shoot the damn thing!

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